Here's what has gone wrong recently:
-the shoes don't fit
-my back is broken out (dress is low-slung sleeveless)
-the dress was too big
-once altered, the dress was too small
-when altered again, tailor ironed dress, and now there are red blotches all over the seams. Currently at cleaners
-cannot locate back-up dress, the one I wore on QE2
-and last, I am not male.
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Forgot one: I have to make a speech and am petrified.
http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/examples/showall.asp?type=1
http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/
Actually, forget the speech-bots. I have an idea that will be remembered...
I wish I had a chance to read your rant about weddings. You have already been a 'Best Man' at another wedding, so is it getting tougher?
Marie, are you too young to remember the feminist cry that "Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman?"
Not too young at all, but wasn't it "Sometimes the best person for the Best Man job is a..." oh, never mind.
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