I was walking along Hollywood Boulevard today. You know, the Walk of Fame, where all the stars are embedded in the sidewalk.
A father and two sons stopped in front of of me, the father pointing excitedly at the star beneath his feet. I stepped around him as he spoke excitedly to his kids.
"Look, Orson Welles! He did 1984 and Animal Farm."
Nice of him to think authors get stars on Hollywood Boulevard, I guess.