I had a hankering to hear a song I have on an LP, by Two Nice Girls.
My LPs are all in the basement and being lazy, I thought it would only take a minute to find it somewhere in the cyberworld and then my butt would be able to stay put in the chair I work from.
But I got distracted instead by a site that offers lyrics... I almost clicked off when I noticed a button on the bottom of the page.
"Translate this song!"
Funny. Is it really a public service to offer "I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer, My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer" in Chinese? Russian? Japanese? Does it even rhyme in Greek?