Visitors to my home frequently remark on how sparse it is, on how little junk I own.
I wish it were so. The truth is, I am a closet pack rat. Eight blocks away, here is what the inside of the garage that I own looks like.
I'll clean it soon. Honest. Well, sort-of intending to be honest. With any luck, we'll have a flood and I can just express regret and then throw everything away.