There are about 7 million mulberries in my backyard right now. I used to think I'd make mulberry pies but I'm too lazy and the kitchen is too hot anyway.
(Note to Anonymous poster in VIC who felt compelled to criticize my also-lazy sentence structure/spelling in the preceding paragraph and whose obnoxious comment I deleted: You spelled "sentence" wrong. Thanks for your incredibly useful input. Now go away.)
Then I read about mulberry pancakes. That I can handle! I went outside to collect mulberries and instead made the acquaintance of thousands of fruit flies.
I could get fresh mulberries from the yard tomorrow morning (having cleaned up today's), but then I encountered anecdotes of people having hallucinations from eating mulberries. And a lot of people saying that was nonsense.
Has anyone ever eaten mulberries?