Tuesday, March 23, 2010

A Detour

I had to walk to Grove Street PATH today because the JC police were up to something along my usual route. They were conducting a drill from 6:30 to 9:30. I was curious — what kind of emergency drill happens next to the Holland Tunnel? Are they planning on housing people there as refugees in an emergency? Are they learning to protect us all in the mall in the event of something going wrong in the tunnel? Are they responding to a state-government attack on the lower sales tax in the Urban Enterprise Zone?

It's top-secret info, not something I'm going to find out anytime soon. But if it has anything to do with what crosses my mind late at night when I walk through the deserted mall, it's probably got something to do with the imminent zombie invasion.

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