I stopped by the French place for a takeaway turkey sandwich.
I spotted the locally made hand sanitizer for sale on the counter. Thought I'd support a local business.
"I'll get one of these," I said. I picked it up, scanned for ingredients but saw none.
"Does it have 70 percent alcohol?" I asked.
"No. That dries your hands."
"Sixty percent?"
"No. It has essential oils to kill the virus."
"Never mind."
I put it back. I'm currently eating the sandwich as it dawns on me this might be a mistake.
Death by turkey sandwich.
I spotted the locally made hand sanitizer for sale on the counter. Thought I'd support a local business.
"I'll get one of these," I said. I picked it up, scanned for ingredients but saw none.
"Does it have 70 percent alcohol?" I asked.
"No. That dries your hands."
"Sixty percent?"
"No. It has essential oils to kill the virus."
"Never mind."
I put it back. I'm currently eating the sandwich as it dawns on me this might be a mistake.
Death by turkey sandwich.
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