Amusement. Back in 2001, this small community newspaper that was circulated where my mother then lived considered it noteworthy that I was using the Internet to communicate.
The headline is, of course, wrong. I never lived in Montclair. That's just an editor writing a headline after barely glancing at the copy.
The rest is fairly accurate. Maybe my mother wrote it. Yeah, probably.
You have to click if you actually want to read it.