A perky, thin woman stood next to me at the deli today as I ordered a toasted English muffin. The deli guy turned to her next.
"Next."
"You have an everything bagel?"
Everything bagels have sesame seed, garlic, poppyseeds... a little bit of everything normally found on a bagel.
"Yeah."
"I'll have an everything bagel with cream cheese and bacon."
The deli guy didn't even blink.
"Toasted?"
But I did. Ewwww.
2 comments:
Coulda been worse. Try cottage cheese and black olives on toasted rye. I did...invented it myself in about fifth grade. Haven't had one in years, though.
A. bulemic
B. getting it for her boss
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