Tuesday, February 17, 2009

That Ain't Right

A perky, thin woman stood next to me at the deli today as I ordered a toasted English muffin. The deli guy turned to her next.

"Next."

"You have an everything bagel?"

Everything bagels have sesame seed, garlic, poppyseeds... a little bit of everything normally found on a bagel.

"Yeah."

"I'll have an everything bagel with cream cheese and bacon."

The deli guy didn't even blink.

"Toasted?"

But I did. Ewwww.

2 comments:

Sara Kocher said...

Coulda been worse. Try cottage cheese and black olives on toasted rye. I did...invented it myself in about fifth grade. Haven't had one in years, though.

Stuart Moore said...

A. bulemic
B. getting it for her boss