In the end, I shamelessly profiled.
I looked at the clusters of people waiting for buses. On one corner, I saw a suspiciously Shenandoah Valley-esque group.
Let's see, all white people, business attire but not too fancy, one guy with a USA baseball cap.
Spot the redneck, I chuckled.
I then admonished myself that this wasn't really fair. There was only one USA baseball cap, and that wasn't exclusive to rural areas.
I walked up to the group and addressed a man who seemed to have some answers. He was chatting with the guy in the baseball cap.
"Where does this bus go?"
"And the Strasburg?"
Yep, I'd successfully profiled. I joined the end of the short line and waited for the bus.
I was surprised at the small number of people riding. There must have been about ten commuters for the full-size bus.
We all boarded and I paid my twenty bucks. Then, the man I'd spoken to said "We have to wait for John."
The bus time change hadn't managed to find John somehow, and he was late.
"I'll call him."
The bus guy called his missing commuter. I giggled. This was a small operation.
"John, hurry! The bus is leaving early today! Get on the Metro and get to Rosslyn as fast as you can."
And so we waited. But we weren't in a good place to wait, and another bus driver approached ours and tried to start a fight with him. Our bus driver drawled back at him in his Shenandoah accent "There's construction up there. I'm allowed to stay here."
The other bus driver suggested that our bus driver get out and settle the score man-to-man. Our bus driver declined.
And we waited.
In the end, half an hour late, John rushed up from the Metro and onto the bus.
"Sorry I'm late."
And on he strolled, with a tip of his cowboy hat.