So... I got a haircut. I went around the corner from my apartment. I wanted to get a proper haircut where the hair does stuff like swing and grow out in an appealing manner, but I couldn't stomach spending over $100 on something that might suck.
They did all right around the corner ($65) but next time I'm going back to the Egyptian woman at the mall for $35.
Forgive the intense expression. It's tough to get the camera at the right angle at arm's length.