I got off the Light Rail in Hoboken yesterday to go to yoga (which I find both enjoyable for the exercise/calming angle and ridiculous when one of the teachers goes on about too much hocus-pocus).
Two guys were walking behind me.
Guy #1: "I don't have an iPhone yet."
Guy #2: "Dude, they're the shit."
Guy #1: "Hmm."
Guy #2: "Dude, they're not just a phone. They're a LIFESTYLE."
I resisted the urge to look straight at Guy #2 and laugh loudly.