A Japanese hair fashion magazine sent a photographer to shoot images of my hair salon last time I went in for color.
And here we are! That's me with the super-white calves and the too-long hair.
Here's a closer look. The salon my colorist has moved to kind of looks like something in Space: 1999. Back when that show was on TV, we knew that all spaceships and stations were white inside, like someone who had spent too much time at IKEA had gone into spaceship designing.