A perky, thin woman stood next to me at the deli today as I ordered a toasted English muffin. The deli guy turned to her next.
"You have an everything bagel?"
Everything bagels have sesame seed, garlic, poppyseeds... a little bit of everything normally found on a bagel.
"I'll have an everything bagel with cream cheese and bacon."
The deli guy didn't even blink.
But I did. Ewwww.